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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

How does running help with sex
Anonymous

Hello :D nice someone asked haha

It helps you by allowing you to have more control over your stamina and heart beat it also helps you to control your breathing and it’s more effective when you do a sprinting jogging kinda thing :) 

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dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

I’m gonna investigate this

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

I’m gonna investigate this

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

this shit is truth i can prove it haha

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

this shit is truth i can prove it haha

wet-nightmare:

My life.

the2000sblog:

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake in a photo shoot for the magazine Howard Rosenberg Hello (September 2003).

#NEVER FORGET

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bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

dick